Can you lie? I need your help

I just wanted to share with you a small fact. Today I fly to Dublin with 30 papier maché snails in my hand luggage. There is nothing even remotely illegal about this but I anticipate explaining why I have 30 papier maché snails in my bag may be difficult. So, obviously there is honesty – “I am conducting a pseudo-sociological experiment in a hybrid-open-source-multimedia jamboree”. Or I can lie. I have twelve hours to hear your lies: [contact-form] [contact-field label=”This is name:” type=”name” required=”true” /] [contact-field label=”I reckon you should tell them:” type=”textarea” required=”true” /] [/contact-form]