Dear James, you are useless

Just received an update from the Nanowrimo website where I’m registered for writing this novel. This is worse than a bank statement:
Your Average Per Day …. 476 
Words Written Today …. 423 
Target Word Count …. 50,000
Target Average Words Per Day …. 1,667
Total Words Written …. 1,428 
Words Remaining ….. 48,572
Current Day…. 3 
Days Remaining …. 28
At This Rate You Will Finish On February 13, 2012
They even provided a graph to illustrate my inadequacy. Nice….