The Good News & The Bad News

One of the Canary Squadron has turned up! Thanks David! I was so excited to find this in my inbox.

 

And then horror, another snail has ended up in trouble! I received this email:

Hi,

Please help me,  remember I am the snail you left in Birmingham a
while ago,  well I have been kidnapped and am now living in Milton
Keynes!

Please meet their ransom demands,  So far I am being well looked after
and fed regularly,  howver one of the kidnappers is threatening to feed
me slug pellets and I am scared.

Their demends are as follows:-

$2,000,000 ugandan dollars and a fully fuelled plane destination to be
advised.

You have 48 hours to comply or I will face my rath

Lots of love

Snaily x x x

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